i don't know if you noticed with all those super hero stories or not, danny, but usually, all the folks who live with and around the super hero are already in trouble up to their eyelids, and, and, the super hero (fill in the blank) is as flawed and needy as the rest of em. available vessels = super heroes.
Of course Canada has superheroes! There's Beaver Boy, who's dam sure to catch a culprit red handed. And then there's Maple Man, who is always finding himself in sticky situations. And who could forget The Mountie of Mayhem? He's the super villain that every Canuck loves to hate.
I'll bet this response just prompted a few eye rolls of its own didn't it?
we sent in the army they sounded alarms we saw it coming from a mile away we kept it off radar because we had to say our intentions were to save the day
why did you fail to see
it was a gag it was all for a laugh and they were shocked and they were awed and they were blown in half
fun and games we’re just pulling legs we knew this barrel of fun would be a powderkeg
we kept it all long-range and made a regime change you’d have thought it would have been a gas but when it got ugly we sat around smugly because you bought our little joke en masse don’t look at me that way
it was a gag it was all for a laugh we knew your sons and daughters would be blown in half
fun and games we’re just pulling legs we knew this barrel of fun would be a powderkeg
put a smile on we’re the ones that you selected leave that dial son because we just got re-elected in a while our bill of rights will be rejected
and all the blame will be deflected [this bit is vaudville style] the forests will be unprotected the nation’s poor will be neglected creation myth is resurrected a new salute is genuflected a gallup poll will be respected gallows pole will be erected all this will go undetected
while you all slumbered we sat and crunched numbers of all the causalities we could afford there’s no need to draft them you could hear us laugh then the poor and black all need the room and board did I say that out loud
it was a gag it was all for a laugh and now our very nation has been blown in half
fun and games we’re just pulling legs we knew this barrel of fun would be a powderkeg
6 comments:
If you were a super hero you'd be
Danny Bryant - The Controversy Kid.
Ooo, and your side kick could be
Rebecca - The Wheat Grinder.
if i'm a superhero we're all in trouble.
does canada have any superheroes?
i don't know if you noticed with all those super hero stories or not, danny, but usually, all the folks who live with and around the super hero are already in trouble up to their eyelids, and, and, the super hero (fill in the blank) is as flawed and needy as the rest of em. available vessels = super heroes.
i like katie's monikers for you AND rebecca
Of course Canada has superheroes! There's Beaver Boy, who's dam sure to catch a culprit red handed.
And then there's Maple Man, who is always finding himself in sticky situations. And who could forget The Mountie of Mayhem? He's the super villain that every Canuck loves to hate.
I'll bet this response just prompted a few eye rolls of its own didn't it?
it's all fun and games until pacifism ruins your superheroes.
which reminds me of a favorite bnl song.
fun and games
we sent in the army
they sounded alarms we
saw it coming from a mile away
we kept it off radar
because we had to say our
intentions were to save the day
why did you fail
to see
it was a gag
it was all for a laugh
and they were shocked and they were awed
and they were blown in half
fun and games
we’re just pulling legs
we knew this barrel of fun
would be a powderkeg
we kept it all long-range
and made a regime change
you’d have thought it would have been a gas
but when it got ugly
we sat around smugly
because you bought our little joke en masse
don’t look at me that way
it was a gag
it was all for a laugh
we knew your sons and daughters
would be blown in half
fun and games
we’re just pulling legs
we knew this barrel of fun
would be a powderkeg
put a smile on
we’re the ones that you selected
leave that dial son
because we just got re-elected
in a while our
bill of rights will be rejected
and all the blame will be deflected [this bit is vaudville style]
the forests will be unprotected
the nation’s poor will be neglected
creation myth is resurrected
a new salute is genuflected
a gallup poll will be respected
gallows pole will be erected
all this will go undetected
while you all slumbered
we sat and crunched numbers
of all the causalities we could afford
there’s no need to draft them
you could hear us laugh then
the poor and black all need the room and board
did I say that
out loud
it was a gag
it was all for a laugh
and now our very nation has been blown in half
fun and games
we’re just pulling legs
we knew this barrel of fun
would be a powderkeg
we knew this barrel of fun
would be a powderkeg
it’s a powderkeg
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