Joshua Bon Jovi

And while we're on the subject of Joshua...

Bedtime ...

Joshua - "Daddy, I'm going to have a bad dream, pee in my bed, and come and sleep in your bed tonight."

Five minutes ago ...

Joshua - "Daddy. Daddy. I had a bad dream...

Me (entering his room) - "Hey, buddy. Are you okay?"

Joshua - "I peed in my diaper."

Me - "Joshua, you're not going to sleep in my bed tonight."

He just nodded at me like he knew something I didn't. It could be a long night.